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Emily's Army - Asslete

Emily's Army - Asslete

DontBeADick

"Asslete" is the third song on Don't Be A Dick

LyricsEdit

I used to love Barry Bonds

Take one swing and it's gone

But as time went by and he grew in size

My respect level slowly dropped

I like Euro MLS

Their playing level is the best

But all the acting, lying, bullshit, and cryng

Reminds me of what I detest

They come on the scene and show their white horse

And their squeaky clean self

They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine


You can cheat; you can lie

You can win and not try

But you can't be the good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

Make a hero's date in court


I really like Tiger Woods

He is all well and good

He is clean, lean, a golf machine

But in the end he's just another horny bloke

I like Allan Iverson

Short, cornrowed, and fun

But he found his wife messing with another guy

And they found him near the guy with a gun

They come on the scene and show their white horse

And their squeaky clean self

They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine


You can cheat; you can lie

You can win and not try

But you can't be the good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

Make a hero's date in court


You can cheat; you can lie

You can win and not try

But you can't be the good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

Make a hero's date in court


Asslete; that's what you are

Killing all the kids in your fancy car

You're an asslete; that's what you are

Running over kids in your fancy car


You can cheat; you can lie

You can win and not try

But you can't be the good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

Make a hero's date in court

AboutEdit

"Asslete" is the third song off Don't Be A Dick. The lyrics to this song were written and sung by Cole. The narrorator of this song is upset because his favorite athletes are turning into bad people. The title "Asslete" is a combnation of the words "Ass" and "Athlete", further proving that the narrorator thinks most pro-athletes are bad people. 

Listen to "Asslete" HereEdit

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